About

WHAT'S A BLANKET HOLE?

It’s that place where you’re finally home, warm, and covered in cats.

In college, I used to nap on my couch every afternoon like a good little overachiever.

But one day, close to graduation, I woke up fully freaking out.

What was gonna happen next? Where would I wind up? How am I supposed to cope with all this icky *uncertainty*?

But then I realized something.

As long as I had a blanket hole - my own little cozy place to nap on the couch, it was gonna be ok. In the blanket hole, I could always find my peace again.

How I Made These Blankets Better

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I'm allergic to everything, so they're hypoallergenic

Polyester makes me sneeze, so they're 100% natural

Dusty warehouses are gross, so these are made to order

Big Box decor is basic. Let's not be that.

Buy from a midwestern goth girl instead of a company

SKIN LOVING

As a rash-prone human, I know that what you’re napping under MATTERS. It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and hypoallergenic. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.

NO-WASTE WEAVE

Fashion and apparel are notoriously wasteful -- screw that. Each blanket is made to size with a jacquard weave. Using 100% hypoallergenic cotton thread, this weave creates ZERO waste. It's planned in advance and stitched exactly to size.

GOTH GIRL OWNED

Raise your hand if you’re sick of buying stuff made by old white dudes. I’m a roller-derby playing, 5x over cat mom, who feeds all the neighborhood ferals. You don’t get more small business than this.

IT DOESN'T GET MORE SMALL BUSINESS THAN THIS...

Here's Who You're Buying From

BLANKET IDEA MACHINE

JENNI

DEPARTMENT OF SIDE EYE

URCHIN

CHIEF OF "IF I FITS I SITS"

MARSHMALLOW

CEO OF RUNNING OUT THE FRONT DOOR

TILLY

HEAD OF BRINGING US STICKS

OCTOBER

ALL POWERFUL ORACLE OF FLOOF

STARDUST

Cat Distribution Blanket

Speaking of cats, do you have a full house like me? This blanket was made for you. Shown in Adult size 50 x 60 in.
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100% COTTON

pure natural fibers

SKIN SAFE

no chemicals

ITCH-FREE

non-toxic, no ink

SLOUCHY AF

like an emo sweater