LET YOUR BODY BREATHE AGAIN

See what it’s like to nap under 100% natural fibers that are never treated.

100% Cotton

pure natural fibers

Skin Safe

hypoallergenic

Itch-Free

non-toxic, no ink

Slouchy AF

like an emo sweater

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Burn it to the Ground Dnd Blanket

Burn it to the Ground Dnd Blanket

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Bury Me in My Skates Blanket

Bury Me in My Skates Blanket

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Cat Distribution System Blanket

Cat Distribution System Blanket

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Christmas Void Cat Woven Blanket

Christmas Void Cat Woven Blanket

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Customizable Our Haunted Home Woven Throw Blanket

Customizable Our Haunted Home Woven Throw Blanket

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Eternally Tired Blanket

Eternally Tired Blanket

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Feed Your Void Woven Blanket

Feed Your Void Woven Blanket

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Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist Blanket

Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist Blanket

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Friendly Neighborhood Dumpster Fire Blanket

Friendly Neighborhood Dumpster Fire Blanket

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Melded with the Couch Blanket

Melded with the Couch Blanket

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The Audacity Roller Derby Jammer Blanket

The Audacity Roller Derby Jammer Blanket

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The Pumpkin Slut Tarot Blanket

The Pumpkin Slut Tarot Blanket

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This is Fine Blanket

This is Fine Blanket

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Zero of Fucks Tarot Blanket

Zero of Fucks Tarot Blanket

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Designed for Your Comfort

SKIN LOVING

As a rash-prone human, I know that what you’re napping under MATTERS. It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and hypoallergenic. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.

NO-WASTE WEAVE

Fashion and apparel are notoriously wasteful -- screw that. Each blanket is made to size with a jacquard weave. Using 100% hypoallergenic cotton thread, this weave creates ZERO waste. It's planned in advance and stitched exactly to size.

GOTH GIRL OWNED

Raise your hand if you’re sick of buying stuff made by old white dudes. I’m a roller-derby playing, 5x over cat mom, who feeds all the neighborhood ferals. You don’t get more small business than this.