LET YOUR BODY BREATHE AGAIN
See what it’s like to nap under 100% natural fibers that are never treated.
100% Cotton
pure natural fibers
Skin Safe
hypoallergenic
Itch-Free
non-toxic, no ink
Slouchy AF
like an emo sweater
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Burn it to the Ground Dnd Blanket
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You know you want to. Might as well Burn it to the Ground. This Dnd...
Bury Me in My Skates Blanket
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Sleep under the protective eye of a roller derby skate with this Bury Me in...
Cat Distribution System Blanket
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Because you are the cat distribution system. Might as well let everyone worship your great...
Christmas Void Cat Woven Blanket
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This Christmas Void Cat woven blanket depicts exactly what happens when you let your void...
Customizable Our Haunted Home Woven Throw Blanket
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Because you *definitely* don't live in a haunted house. Get cozy with your local ghosts...
Eternally Tired Blanket
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Make sure they know you have zero plans to get up today with this Eternally...
Feed Your Void Woven Blanket
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This Void Cat throw is a daily reminder to feed your void (as if they'll...
Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist Blanket
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Claim your throne as the Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist with this punk af blanket. This blanket is...
Friendly Neighborhood Dumpster Fire Blanket
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Embrace the glorious role of Dumpster Fire with this accurate af blanket. This blanket is woven...
Melded with the Couch Blanket
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Because once the cat sits on you, you're not going anywhere. Make sure everyone knows...
The Audacity Roller Derby Jammer Blanket
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Because you can't be a jammer without "the audacity". Let everyone know you can handle...
The Pumpkin Slut Tarot Blanket
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No one can slut shame you. Especially when it comes to pumpkin spice. This Pumpkin slut...
This is Fine Blanket
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Let your inner dumpster fire burn with a "This is Fine" blanket. Use it to...
Zero of Fucks Tarot Blanket
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Pull the Zero of Fucks tarot card and let your day melt away with this...
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Designed for Your Comfort
SKIN LOVING
As a rash-prone human, I know that what you’re napping under MATTERS. It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and hypoallergenic. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.
NO-WASTE WEAVE
Fashion and apparel are notoriously wasteful -- screw that. Each blanket is made to size with a jacquard weave. Using 100% hypoallergenic cotton thread, this weave creates ZERO waste. It's planned in advance and stitched exactly to size.
GOTH GIRL OWNED
Raise your hand if you’re sick of buying stuff made by old white dudes. I’m a roller-derby playing, 5x over cat mom, who feeds all the neighborhood ferals. You don’t get more small business than this.