BECAUSE IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE HALLOWEEN

Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist Blanket

Regular price $90.00
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Claim your throne as the Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist with this punk af blanket. 
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Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist Blanket

Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist Blanket

100% Pure Cotton

No microplastics!

WOVEN, NOT PRINTED

No nasty inks to make things itchy.

Slouchy AF

Hangs like an oversized sweater.

Made in the USA

Woven by a real human in the US.

Comes in 3 sizes

Make your perfect cozy spot.

Product Description

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About this Blanket

Is it Hypoallergenic?

Keepin' it Clean

Slouchier Than Your Fav Emo Sweater

Free Shipping Over $99

What Size Should I Get?

37 x 52 - Child Size

Just wanna keep your lap warm while sitting on the couch? This throw is perfect for reading nooks, cute little chairs, and tiny humans.

50 x 60 - Adult Size

The perfect size to keep one adult snuggled up... This throw is great for cozy afternoon naps on the couch.

60 x 80 - Queen Size

Perfect for two adults, or one human who needs to hog all the covers. This blanket stretches edge to edge on a queen mattress.

Designed for Your Comfort

SKIN LOVING

As a rash-prone human, I know that what you’re napping under MATTERS. It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and hypoallergenic. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.

NO-WASTE WEAVE

Fashion and apparel are notoriously wasteful -- screw that. Each blanket is made to size with a jacquard weave. Using 100% hypoallergenic cotton thread, this weave creates ZERO waste. It's planned in advance and stitched exactly to size.

GOTH GIRL OWNED

Raise your hand if you’re sick of buying stuff made by old white dudes. I’m a roller-derby playing, 5x over cat mom, who feeds all the neighborhood ferals. You don’t get more small business than this.

WHAT'S A BLANKET HOLE?

It’s that place where you’re finally home, warm, and covered in cats.

In college, I used to nap on my couch every afternoon like a good little overachiever.

But one day, close to graduation, I woke up fully freaking out.

What was gonna happen next? Where would I wind up? How am I supposed to cope with all this icky *uncertainty*?

But then I realized something.

As long as I had a blanket hole - my own little cozy place to nap on the couch, it was gonna be ok. In the blanket hole, I could always find my peace again.

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100% COTTON

pure natural fibers

SKIN SAFE

hypoallergenic

ITCH-FREE

non-toxic, no ink

SLOUCHY AF

like an emo sweater

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