LET YOUR BODY BREATHE AGAIN
See what it’s like to nap under 100% natural fibers that are never treated.
100% Cotton
pure natural fibers
Skin Safe
hypoallergenic
Itch-Free
non-toxic, no ink
Slouchy AF
like an emo sweater
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Eternally Tired Blanket
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Make sure they know you have zero plans to get up today with this Eternally...
Feed Your Void Woven Blanket
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This Void Cat throw is a daily reminder to feed your void (as if they'll...
Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist Blanket
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Claim your throne as the Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist with this punk af blanket. This blanket is...
The Pumpkin Slut Tarot Blanket
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No one can slut shame you. Especially when it comes to pumpkin spice. This Pumpkin slut...
Zero of Fucks Tarot Blanket
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Pull the Zero of Fucks tarot card and let your day melt away with this...
Cat Distribution System Blanket
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Because you are the cat distribution system. Might as well let everyone worship your great...
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Designed for Your Comfort
SKIN LOVING
As a rash-prone human, I know that what you’re napping under MATTERS. It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and hypoallergenic. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.
NO-WASTE WEAVE
Fashion and apparel are notoriously wasteful -- screw that. Each blanket is made to size with a jacquard weave. Using 100% hypoallergenic cotton thread, this weave creates ZERO waste. It's planned in advance and stitched exactly to size.
GOTH GIRL OWNED
Raise your hand if you’re sick of buying stuff made by old white dudes. I’m a roller-derby playing, 5x over cat mom, who feeds all the neighborhood ferals. You don’t get more small business than this.