BECAUSE IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE HALLOWEEN

Eternally Tired Blanket

Name: Eternally Tired Blanket
Brand: blanket hole
SKU: WovenBlanket_52x37-20240714221458976
Price: 90.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$90.00

Make sure they know you have zero plans to get up today with this Eternally Tired blanket.

Sizes: 52x37 inch (Child)

52x37 inch (Child)

50x60 inch (Adult)

60x80 inch (Queen)

Size guide

Estimated Delivery:Apr 21 - Apr 25
Free Shipping & Returns: On all orders over $99

Eternally Tired Blanket

100% Pure Cotton

No microplastics!

WOVEN, NOT PRINTED

No nasty inks to make things itchy.

Slouchy AF

Hangs like an oversized sweater.

Made in the USA

Woven by a real human in the US.

Comes in 3 sizes

Make your perfect cozy spot.

Product Description

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About this Blanket

𖤐 Hypoallergenic
𖤐 Hangs like an oversized sweater
𖤐 Made of 100% pure cotton
𖤐 White color is BEIGE, not a tacky bright white
𖤐 Woven, not printed
𖤐 Designed and woven in the US
𖤐 Comes in 3 different sizes

Make sure they know you have zero plans to get up today with this Eternally Tired blanket.

This blanket is woven (NOT printed) on 100% cotton (no polyester microplastic).

This Eternally Tired blanket will be made custom just for you! Because it needs to be woven from scratch, it usually takes 4-8 business days.

You can scroll up by the "add to cart" button to see the current delivery times.

Sizes:
37x52 inches: This is the perfect small size for a child or lap throw.
50x60 inches: Napping size for a single adult, perfect for sofa decor!
60x80 inches: Can cover two people comfortably, fits on a queen size bed.

Is it Hypoallergenic?

YUP!

I only use 100% hypo-allergenic pure cotton yarn.

I'm allergic to everything. I have literally had doctor's appointments where I was informed I was reacting to my own skin.

So hypoallergenic is how I live my life, and it's why I choose cotton.

Pure cotton is anti-microbial.

Cotton also gets softer with each wash. Plus, it stays breathable and odor-resistant for life.

Keepin' it Clean

Slouchier Than Your Fav Emo Sweater

If you decide to get an adult or queen size blanket, these suckers HANG.

People have actually asked me if they’re weighted (they’re not, but they do have heft to them).

It’s because they’re woven with 100% pure cotton -- a fabric that’s really durable and heavyweight, but still creamy soft.

Free Shipping Over $99

At Blanket Hole, it's just one goth girl up in here!

So I use sustainable inventory practices. That means a Blanket Hole blanket will be made just for you when you order!

Because it needs to be woven from scratch, it usually takes 4-9 business days to arrive.

𖤐 All items over $99 ship free within the US!
𖤐 All items over $99 shipped within the US are eligible for free returns.

What Size Should I Get?

Most people get the middle size, 50 x 60 inches. Scroll down to see pictures of the different sizes 👇

Here's some info to help you decide:

𖤐 If you just want a lap blanket (or this is for a child / tiny human), a 37 x 52 inch throw will work for you!

𖤐 If you want a cozy nap blanket for an adult the 50 x 60 inch size is perfect.

𖤐 If you love to SWIM in your blankets, or two adults will use this blanket at once, you'll want a 60 x 80 inch (queen size) blanket.

Scroll down to see pictures of the different sizes 👇

37 x 52 - Child Size

Just wanna keep your lap warm while sitting on the couch? This throw is perfect for reading nooks, cute little chairs, and tiny humans.

50 x 60 - Adult Size

The perfect size to keep one adult snuggled up... This throw is great for cozy afternoon naps on the couch.

60 x 80 - Queen Size

Perfect for two adults, or one human who needs to hog all the covers. This blanket stretches edge to edge on a queen mattress.

Designed for Your Comfort

SKIN LOVING

As a rash-prone human, I know that what you’re napping under MATTERS. It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and hypoallergenic. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.

NO-WASTE WEAVE

Fashion and apparel are notoriously wasteful -- screw that. Each blanket is made to size with a jacquard weave. Using 100% hypoallergenic cotton thread, this weave creates ZERO waste. It's planned in advance and stitched exactly to size.

GOTH GIRL OWNED

Raise your hand if you’re sick of buying stuff made by old white dudes. I’m a roller-derby playing, 5x over cat mom, who feeds all the neighborhood ferals. You don’t get more small business than this.

WHAT'S A BLANKET HOLE?

It’s that place where you’re finally home, warm, and covered in cats.

In college, I used to nap on my couch every afternoon like a good little overachiever.

But one day, close to graduation, I woke up fully freaking out.

What was gonna happen next? Where would I wind up? How am I supposed to cope with all this icky *uncertainty*?

But then I realized something.

As long as I had a blanket hole - my own little cozy place to nap on the couch, it was gonna be ok. In the blanket hole, I could always find my peace again.

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FAQ's

WHY DO THEY COST MORE?

Because they're way more intentionally made than the ones on big box shelves.

Your blanket is made for you when you order. As in... a human actually weaves your blanket, specifically for you.

The weave that's used is a jacquard, which is a special format that creates ZERO waste (it's made perfectly to size and planned in advance for no offcuts or wasted anything).

Each blanket is woven with 100% pure cotton thread, it's hypoallergenic, and designed to be breathable and moisture-wicking.

Click here to see all the ways a Blanket Hole blanket is better.

ARE THESE BLANKETS HYPOALLERGENIC?

YUP!

I only use 100% hypo-allergenic pure cotton yarn.

I'm allergic to everything. I had doctor's appointments where I was informed I was reacting to my own skin.

So hypoallergenic is how I live my life, and it's why I choose cotton.

Pure cotton is anti-microbial.

Cotton also gets softer with each wash. Plus, it stays breathable and odor-resistant for life.

HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?

WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF?

I only use 100% pure cotton yarn.

There is no chemical treatment or inks used - every blanket is woven (not printed).

Did you know natural fabrics like cotton last longer when they’re washed and dried? Did you know they get softer with each wash??

Cotton is naturally breathable and moisture wicking. So your skin can live it's best life.

ARE YOUR BLANKETS ITCHY?

Hell no.

As a rash-prone human, I know that what you’re napping under MATTERS.

It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and chemical-free. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.

CAN THEY GO IN THE WASHER AND DRYER?

WHAT SIZES DO THEY COME IN?

Most people get the middle size, 50 x 60 inches.

Here's some info to help you decide:

𖤐 If you just want a lap blanket (or this is for a child / tiny human), a 37 x 52 inch throw will work for you!

𖤐 If you want a cozy nap blanket for an adult, the 50 x 60 inch size is perfect.

𖤐 If you love to SWIM in your blankets, or two adults will use this blanket at once, you'll want a 60 x 80 inch (queen size) blanket.

CAN I CUSTOMIZE MY OWN BLANKET?

100% COTTON

pure natural fibers

SKIN SAFE

hypoallergenic

ITCH-FREE

non-toxic, no ink

SLOUCHY AF

like an emo sweater