LET YOUR BODY BREATHE AGAIN

See what it’s like to nap under 100% natural fibers that are never treated.

100% Cotton

pure natural fibers

Skin Safe

hypoallergenic

Itch-Free

non-toxic, no ink

Slouchy AF

like an emo sweater

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Eternally Tired Blanket

Eternally Tired Blanket

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Make sure they know you have zero plans to get up today with this Eternally...
Bury Me in My Skates Blanket

Bury Me in My Skates Blanket

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Sleep under the protective eye of a roller derby skate with this Bury Me in...
This is Fine Blanket

This is Fine Blanket

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Let your inner dumpster fire burn with a "This is Fine" blanket. Use it to...
Friendly Neighborhood Dumpster Fire Blanket

Friendly Neighborhood Dumpster Fire Blanket

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Embrace the glorious role of Dumpster Fire with this accurate af blanket. This blanket is woven...
The Audacity Roller Derby Jammer Blanket

The Audacity Roller Derby Jammer Blanket

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Because you can't be a jammer without "the audacity". Let everyone know you can handle...
Melded with the Couch Blanket

Melded with the Couch Blanket

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Because once the cat sits on you, you're not going anywhere. Make sure everyone knows...
Burn it to the Ground Dnd Blanket

Burn it to the Ground Dnd Blanket

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You know you want to. Might as well Burn it to the Ground. This Dnd...
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Designed for Your Comfort

SKIN LOVING

As a rash-prone human, I know that what you’re napping under MATTERS. It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and hypoallergenic. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.

NO-WASTE WEAVE

Fashion and apparel are notoriously wasteful -- screw that. Each blanket is made to size with a jacquard weave. Using 100% hypoallergenic cotton thread, this weave creates ZERO waste. It's planned in advance and stitched exactly to size.

GOTH GIRL OWNED

Raise your hand if you’re sick of buying stuff made by old white dudes. I’m a roller-derby playing, 5x over cat mom, who feeds all the neighborhood ferals. You don’t get more small business than this.