DARK BLANKETS FOR
WEIRDOS AND MISFITS
HYPOALLERGENIC BLANKETS THAT HANG LIKE AN OVERSIZE SWEATER
Yeah, it's pretty boho goth in here.
Sick of napping under ugly, scratchy blankets that irritate your skin? These don't do that:
WHAT'S A BLANKET HOLE?
Itβs that place where youβre finally home, warm, and covered in cats.
In college, I used to nap on my couch every afternoon like a good little overachiever.
But one day, close to graduation, I woke up fully freaking out.
What was gonna happen next? Where would I wind up? How am I supposed to cope with all this icky *uncertainty*?
But then I realized something.
As long as I had a blanket hole - my own little cozy place to nap on the couch, it was gonna be ok. In the blanket hole, I could always find my peace again.
Find Your Blanket Hole
Eternally Tired Blanket
Feed Your Void Woven Blanket
Friendly Neighborhood Anarchist Blanket
The Pumpkin Slut Tarot Blanket
Cat Distribution System Blanket
Feed Your Void Woven Blanket
Melded with the Couch Blanket
Christmas Void Cat Woven Blanket
Eternally Tired Blanket
Bury Me in My Skates Blanket
This is Fine Blanket
Friendly Neighborhood Dumpster Fire Blanket
Designed for Your Comfort
FAQs
WHY DO THEY COST MORE?
Because they're way more intentionally made than the ones on big box shelves.
Your blanket is made for you when you order. As in... a human actually weaves your blanket, specifically for you.
The weave that's used is a jacquard, which is a special format that creates ZERO waste (it's made perfectly to size and planned in advance for no offcuts or wasted anything).
Each blanket is woven with 100% pure cotton thread, it's hypoallergenic, and designed to be breathable and moisture-wicking.
Click here to see all the ways a Blanket Hole blanket is better.
ARE THESE BLANKETS HYPOALLERGENIC?
YUP!
I only use 100% hypo-allergenic pure cotton yarn.
I'm allergic to everything. I had doctor's appointments where I was informed I was reacting to my own skin.
So hypoallergenic is how I live my life, and it's why I choose cotton.
Pure cotton is anti-microbial.
Cotton also gets softer with each wash. Plus, it stays breathable and odor-resistant for life.
HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
If you buy an Adult size blanket (50 x 60 inches) or bigger, shipping is free!
Child size blankets ship for $8.99
WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF?
I only use 100% pure cotton yarn.
There is no chemical treatment or inks used - every blanket is woven (not printed).
Did you know natural fabrics like cotton last longer when theyβre washed and dried? Did you know they get softer with each wash??
Cotton is naturally breathable and moisture wicking. So your skin can live it's best life.
ARE YOUR BLANKETS ITCHY?
Hell no.
As a rash-prone human, I know that what youβre napping under MATTERS.
It needs to let your skin breathe, while also being non-toxic and hypoallergenic. All my designs are woven -- not printed -- to avoid using irritating inks.
CAN THEY GO IN THE WASHER AND DRYER?
Yup.
No special treatment needed. Although I do suggest you wash it cold and tumble dry low so it doesn't shrink.
If you wanna avoid those little pills that fabric sometimes gets, wash and dry your blanket by itself.
WHAT SIZES DO THEY COME IN?
Most people get the middle size, 50 x 60 inches.
Here's some info to help you decide:
π€ If you just want a lap blanket (or this is for a child / tiny human), a 37 x 52 inch throw will work for you!
π€ If you want a cozy nap blanket for an adult, the 50 x 60 inch size is perfect.
π€ If you love to SWIM in your blankets, or two adults will use this blanket at once, you'll want a 60 x 80 inch (queen size) blanket.
CAN I CUSTOMIZE MY OWN BLANKET?
Yup, that's the next thing I'm working on! Sign up for email (at the bottom of this page) if you want updates on my progress.
